June 2013
maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
May 2013
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
lets play a game called how fast can I rewatch all the arrested development episodes before sunday
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
how many of your selfies do i have to like for you to realize im hitting on you
During a math test
- Me: my answer = 23
- Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
- Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.